Crappie cat

If I'm gonna get blamed then I better get some crappie fillets. Just one question. Who you gonna blame when wifey starts noticing bald spots on the cat?

We have 2 cats.. If i alternate, she will never know

I'm crying I'm laughing so hard

That is the most genious way to get hair! I have 3 cats so i have multiple subjects and many colors ;D 

 i once met a salty fellow at the coast who was fishing for salmon with a large fly that was made out of his hair, the worst part was he caught a couple fish on it. ughh i still cringe thinking about it. 

The hair tied on well, and the cat was happy to get the attention... Only problem was tring to wrap while the cat rubs itself on everything

If it wasn't for my wife, my angora cat would be bald. I'm still trying to figure out how to tan her pelt when she goes (without my wife finding out - of course).