Your wife asks you why there was a $100 charge to Wal-Mart for something called "Devcon".
You can honestly write off the taxes on half your house because it is now a lure factory. This includes the kitchen, a bedroom, half the family room, and all of the garage.
You give a friend a ride in your vehicle and it takes you two minutes to clean the lures, hooks, molds, and various other lure building tackle off the passenger seat before they can safely get in.
You write off 10,000 miles per year for "trips to the pond to research lures"............and this is a conservative estimate!