MR KNOW IT ALL KIND OF

Dont over think it shaners.... Just make the sucker and go fish it. Trial and error is the best way to learn. And if you screw up!!!! Give it to Bob's Brother in LAW

I owed this bookie in vegas a bunch of money and currently have a hit out on my head. If anyone would like to donate and save my life please pm me your email address and I will send you Jimmy's paypal account. JIMMY what's the current pay off amount? " well the boss man said, minus last weeks payment plus 32 percent interest your looking at $162,329.91 cents Tater." Well at that rate all I have to do is sell 10822 crankbaits at 15 bucks per lure this week. If Im lucky maybe I will get 17 at auction and pay off the interest....or 3246 hoochiemomma's at 50 bucks. I would like to use this momment for a cheap plug and say.... "Make Dad's Christmas Special this year and get him what he really wants!!!! A HOOCHIEMOMMA! Your bringing him smiles, joy and saving a life. ARE YOU FISHIN IN HD YET?" What, Did you really expect me to be serious?..... Ok, but only this one time. "when you find passion in life you find peace and happiness with yourself or at least I did. So their are many reason why? But the top 3 are this.. I LOVE TO MAKE LURES.. if I never recieved another dime for them I would still make them! It is very special to think that something I made might give someone else, who I dont even know a memory or momment in their life that will last after im long gone...in a way Im catching fish all over the world that I will never get to see or reel in. That's kinda neat and pisses me off.. when you really think about it. The smiles on my customer's faces and the stories they tell me keep me going even in this crapy economy. Cause memories in life is really the only clear coat that last forever. OH YEAH THE THIRD THING..almost forgot.. ALL THE WOMEN that stop by the shop to have their picture taking with famous redneck lures artist's is a nice perk too! Im sure all of you understand that demand.

ASK AND YOU SHALL RECIEVE! http://www.coastairbrush.com/products.asp?cat=125 AUTO AIR WATERBASE Cost you 54 BUCKS for 16oz. Series 4500 Hot Rod Sparkle Colors Hot Rod Sparkle Spectrum

I get Mason or Ball Canning Jars.. Baby food Jars or any old jar will work... put some Lacquer Thinner in the jar... Take the tip off your airbrush and back end off everything but the needle.. then soak it in the thinner for 2 or 3 mins and fill up your paint cap with it.. then take the needle and move it in and out of the gun manually with your hand and let the thinner drip out slowly or under the thinner in the jar.. watch as all the old dried up junks gets out of your gun and fills the jar...I have guns I swear were clean then I did that trick and I was amazed at how much junk was hidden......A happy gun is a clean gun. I do that about every 2 weeks to all my guns. Between colors try this stuff...Purple Power and Water mix ratio 10 to 1...you can buy purple power at Walmart... Works on any water base paints. If all else fails.... SPIT IN IT! Skoal works better than Beechnut!

Just say its a B #1 and go fishing... if you catch a lot of fish its a B 1...if you dont... come back and show us a picture of the piece of JUNK your FRIEND GAVE YOU!

Sorry Mark but your close with my thought..just not correct... I was thinkin one and only one size... DOUBLE D!

Try this process... Make Cedar bait Coat with epoxy let dry 24 hours Sand with 360 grit wet sandpaper Coat with epoxy let dry 24 hours again Scuff lure with 360 grit lightly Prime bait...if you see blimishes.... Get some bondo glazing putty and fill in blimishes and sand one more time. then prime again.. after you happy with your primed body. Paint bait Clear coat bait Hope this helps The Rookie

How do those milk company shape the milk jugs when the first make them? I think I have a new idea in milk jug design department that would help them sell more milk....sorry just random thoughts...

And I thought I was original with my new SPLATTER WRANGLER Pattern.. STICK TO TABLE ROCK SHAD HUGHESY! SPLATTER WRANGLER IS MY NEW COLOR COMBO! Im goin make enough of a profit selling cheap knockoff blanks on ebay to buy me a cup of coffee to spill all over my keyboard when I done with it.

Welcome to the board Brad!!!

Mt Dew 2 Liter bottles.. Milk Jugs... Toilet paper.. paper towels.. sand paper.. rip it good.... Panny hose....old panies...deer fur or squirrel skin if your fancy... Dryer sheets... used... no not toilet paper use it new.. am I high on paint possible not likely its only friday...Tape get the green not the blue.. drill out your plastic with a dremmel it rips it up GOOD and creates edges out of this world!!! nothing you can do with a FREAKIN HOBBY KNIFE you jackwagon... you want crazyness and wacko de mo lacko looking baits...Wake up Cupcake and smell the LaCORE thinner! OPEN THE LID and Get out of the box of hobby lobby supplies....do it like SINATRA..that's YOUR way or mine for those not following.. BUT MOST IMPORTANT do what the purple dinosaur SAID TO DO...."USE YOUR IMAGINATION!" and listen to alot of PAPER TONGUES WHILE YOU PAINT! The used toilet paper would work if you want to paint a CRAPY smellin LURE! The Rookie

Rumor has it the new formula has the same special chemical agent as Viagra. Any truth to this rumor Dick? and does your chemist work for them.. If so The Lure Professor said he would like the number to your chemist. He is willing to do whatever it takes to make his research through in all conditions with this new chemical.