Chiefs and Royals fan here. Don't watch any sport religiously though. I have trouble sitting and watching tv...get bored fast. Sam Adams Oktoberfest helps.
I suppose I should do some reading and research before I pull the trigger. I'm a "shoot first, ask questions later" kind of guy. Gets me in to trouble sometimes.
I've been looking at buying a Makerbot digitizer and 3D printer. It's too much to spend on this hobby, according to my wife. I may buy it without her knowing. It's easier to ask for forgiveness than it is to ask for permission.
I cut myself while carving with a OCC knife and drinking Tullamore Dew whiskey. I didn't see warning labels on either of the products packaging about carving under the influence. In this crazy world, I don't think I'd have an issue getting a lawyer for both potential lawsuits.
Since I haven't read any horrible advice in this thread, I'll step in.
Have you tried contacting your local mafia chapter? For a reasonable weekly protection fee, they'll take care of this problem and help you with any local competition.
I have a bunch of Rapala and Strike King crankbaits that I don't use. I don't like lures that I haven't made or painted. I have repainted a few and given them to my 8 year old niece (she loved them).