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Hi PA StriperChaser

To produce such an avatar just follow the 4 simple steps:

1. Take your pussy, lay it on it's back and clamp all four legs at 45 degrees.

2. Find a large feather (such as a crow quill)

3. Tickle it's nuts with the tip of the feather

4. With a digital camera take the shot at an opportune time :lol:.

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Phil,

Have seen this before??

Toilet Cleaning Instructions :

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. :whistle:

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. :whistle:

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid. :popcorn:

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat isactually enjoying this. :halo:

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse". :mad:

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door. :(

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. :whistle:

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off. :popcorn:

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean. ! :lolhuh:

Sincerely,

The Dog:worship:

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