Fishing Joke

[Milia B]

Ok here goes......... am sure alot of you guys can relate;

Four married guys go fishing, after an hour the following conversation takes place .

First guy; "you have no idea what I had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend".

Second guy: "Thats nothing, I had to promise my wife I'd build a new deck by the pool"

Third guy; "Man you both have it easy , I had to promise my wife I'd remodel the kitchen!"

They continue to fish when they realize the fourth guy hasnt said a word. So they ask him, you havent said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend ....whats the deal?"

Fouth guy; "I just set my alarm for 4am, when it went off, I shut the alarm off, nudged my wife, and said ...."fishing or sex" .... she said ...."wear a sweater" :D:D:D:D:D:D:D

I've had 2 drinks tonight so just in case this isnt funny I apoligize Milia

[Vodkaman]

I've had 2 drinks tonight so just in case this isnt funny I apoligize

What were they, bottle of gin and bottle of vodka?

Very funny, I like the old jokes too.

Dave

[Milia B]

A little Absolute Vodka and alot of Baileys Irish Cream ... ...the oldies are the best in my book too !

What were they, bottle of gin and bottle of vodka?

Very funny, I like the old jokes too.

Dave

[KcDano]

I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is that it's the only time he hears someone tell him, "Wow, that's a big one!"

[philB]

Wife after returning from fishing trip with husband to neighbour: "I did everything all wrong again today -- I talked too much and too loud. I used the wrong bait. I reeled in too soon and I caught more than he did."