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So today me and my dad are going to go fishing. I have a carpet cleaning business, and had to do a job before we went. Dad goes along for the ride. We are pulling out to the road when all of a sudden some white devil jumps from the back of the van right past our heads. I yell, Dad yells, and im real close to punching it across four lanes of traffic. The white devil turns out to be one of our cats. It almost caused us to use our lives and all nine of his. Dammit man.

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So today me and my dad are going to go fishing. I have a carpet cleaning business, and had to do a job before we went. Dad goes along for the ride. We are pulling out to the road when all of a sudden some white devil jumps from the back of the van right past our heads. I yell, Dad yells, and im real close to punching it across four lanes of traffic. The white devil turns out to be one of our cats. It almost caused us to use our lives and all nine of his. Dammit man.

Thats why I hate cats, had one jump out on me in a big truck. I had bob tailed to fuel up the truck. And was on my way back when the cat that stayed in the shop jumped in my lap. Now when running 85 MPH in a big truck up hill and in a curve, its not nice for anything to jump on you about 9 pm....

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