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Deciding to topcoat a single bait. Getting it good and coated with Devcon, then hearing a strange sound. Looking up in horror to discover that the cat is about to deposit his digested lunch on your brand new carpet. Dropping the lure to pick up the cat and sling it outside. Not reaching the cat in time, and having two terrible messes to clean up.

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Deciding to topcoat a single bait. Getting it good and coated with Devcon, then hearing a strange sound. Looking up in horror to discover that the cat is about to deposit his digested lunch on your brand new carpet. Dropping the lure to pick up the cat and sling it outside. Not reaching the cat in time, and having two terrible messes to clean up.

That's funny stuff :eek:

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DON'T EVER get into the water to take a dump ! ! ! ! ! ! ! My partner hadn't been feeling well all day out on the lake and finally his stomach cramps took there toll. With lots of people on the lake and along the shore line, made it a must to jump over board for some relief, seeming a better place than in his pants...........Well.........worked fine but,,,, loose bowels float UPWARD when released, now picture a guy trying to "swim away from that" we laughed so hard that we couldn't get him back into the boat and had to just drag him to the shallows where he could touch so he could get back aboard........... What a TRIP.......... Now he never forgets his poncho and coffee can in his survival kit,,,,,,LOL

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DON'T EVER get into the water to take a dump ! ! ! ! ! ! ! My partner hadn't been feeling well all day out on the lake and finally his stomach cramps took there toll. With lots of people on the lake and along the shore line, made it a must to jump over board for some relief, seeming a better place than in his pants...........Well.........worked fine but,,,, loose bowels float UPWARD when released, now picture a guy trying to "swim away from that" we laughed so hard that we couldn't get him back into the boat and had to just drag him to the shallows where he could touch so he could get back aboard........... What a TRIP.......... Now he never forgets his poncho and coffee can in his survival kit,,,,,,LOL

Oh man......that's a mental image I don't need. :lol:

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