A fishin' joke

[Holmer]

Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place:

First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every

room in the house next weekend.

Second guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I'll build her a new deck for the pool.

Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that

I'll remodel the kitchen for her."

They continued to fish a while when they realized the fourth guy had not said a word. So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"

Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 AM. When it went off, I shut

off the alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or Sex" and she said, "Wear a sweater."

[Pete]

I love it! I should try it with my wife. Either way I win.

[JEVSkeeter]

Guy shows up at the ramp to go fishing and his partner is a no show. After 30 minutes he sees another guy sitting there with his rods and tacklebox just looking around.

First guy asks, "going fishing?"

Second guy says, "I was but my boater is a no show".

First guy, "Well so is mine, climb in and let's go"/

Second guy says, "I was on some fish last weekend want to try them"?

First guy says, "Sure thing".

They head out to his spot and the guy pick up a left handed reel and on the first cast lands a 5#'er. Second cast another one, third cast and that's how it goes all day.

At the end of the day guy one asks, "do you want to give it a try next week"?

Second guy says, "Sure, but I may be about 30 minutes late".

First guy says, no problem.

Next weekend the second guy shows up right on time and away they go. Second guy says, "I've got another spot we can try if you want to"?

First guy says, "Sure thing if it's anything like last week"!

They hit the spot and the second buy picks up a right hand reel and on the first cast catches a 6#'er. Second cast a 7#er and so if goes for the day. At the end of the day guy one is thinking WOW what a partner and asks again, "Want to go again next weekend"?

Second guy says "Sure thing but I may be 30 minutes late".

First guy says, "No problem but I've got to ask you a question. Last week you were throwing left handed, this week you were throwing right handed, what's the deal"?

Second guy says "Well, I've always been able to find fish but my luck changes so when I wake up in the morning I look at my wife laying there and if she's laying on her right side I throw right handed reels, if she's laying on her left side I throw left handed reels and it just works for me".

First guy laughs and says, "What do you do if she's laying on her back"!!

"Well" the second guy says, "I'LL BE 30 MINUTES LATE"!!!!!

[Holmer]

Good one.