FishThat Posted September 18, 2007 Report Share Posted September 18, 2007 Talk about a cheap way to make a fly. Click on the image and read my post on how this fly came to life =) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thatjohnkid Posted September 19, 2007 Report Share Posted September 19, 2007 haha that is great, if I lived back home still and I tied flies my black lab Maggie sure would donate, I don't know how she isn't bald the amount of hair she sheds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FishThat Posted September 19, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 19, 2007 My son has a bunny rabbit out back here, I'm thinking of shaving his ass bald! He's got some fine looking fur that I think would be great for a fly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac10 Posted November 16, 2007 Report Share Posted November 16, 2007 One local fellow was catching a lot of crappie on some dog hair jigs. They were made of a number of colors, brown, gold, white tip, grey and black. When a buddy asked him what he was using, it was the body hair of an old german shephard. When the friend stopped by to visit, he noticed the dog had gaps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HookUp Posted November 16, 2007 Report Share Posted November 16, 2007 Just make sure you give the dog a bath before clipping or you'll have some added scent to your flys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgcountry00 Posted January 3, 2008 Report Share Posted January 3, 2008 I know a guy that had used hair from a girlfriend and kept it after they broke up talk about creepy he never fished it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike-A-Pike Posted January 3, 2008 Report Share Posted January 3, 2008 Actually, I've tied streamers using German shepherd, skunk, and flies with squirrel tails. My Dad and I went off fishing one time and left our hand tied beauties sitting on the kitchen table. We got to the stream and found a couple of plain hooks. We looked around the family station wagon and found a few knit caps, a scarf, and some other odds and ends, and a bottle of my sisters clear nail polish. I don’t think we caught anything on our scrounge-flies, but it was funny try to tie them… I held a hook in the needle nose pliers while dad tried to tie up the offerings. Definition: Fishermen – A jerk on one end of the line waiting for a jerk on the other end!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FishThat Posted January 3, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 3, 2008 I know a guy that had used hair from a girlfriend and kept it after they broke up talk about creepy he never fished it I wonder if it was the hair from her scalp? or.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vodkaman Posted January 3, 2008 Report Share Posted January 3, 2008 I read an article a while back that there was some hormone trace in female pubic hair that somehow attracted feeding fish. So, in the spirit of TU, pushing the boundaries of fishing science, I suggested the idea to my wife. I didn't see her again for nearly three weeks, she went back to her mothers place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike-A-Pike Posted January 3, 2008 Report Share Posted January 3, 2008 I know sharks are attracted to blood... While visiting Jacks Beach, FL, wife 1.0 was enduring the "curse" and was in a snitty mood. I suggested that she might want to swim out a little further from shore... Darn old sharks never did show up... Stupid sharks!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FishThat Posted January 3, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 3, 2008 I know sharks are attracted to blood... Let your wife be proof that sharks can differentiate between aquatic blood and blood from a human uterus wall falling out into the sea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike-A-Pike Posted January 3, 2008 Report Share Posted January 3, 2008 Yeah....but, it all smells fishy:whistle: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FishThat Posted January 3, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 3, 2008 Yeah....but, it all smells fishy:whistle: Oh that was bad. Well I still don't buy it. I can't see a shark being attracted to the smell of a girls locker room. They seem to prefer the ass of a gay surfer. Doh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike-A-Pike Posted January 4, 2008 Report Share Posted January 4, 2008 Let your wife be proof... I see what the problem is/was. I didn't specify, the reference was to "Wife 1.0" (AKA: the Cold Old Wicked Witch of the North ( this what she looks like) not "Wife 2.0". Unlike "Wife 1.0", "Wife 2.0" doesn't get drunk, doesn't wreak the car, doesn't steal cash from the grocery money, and doesn't kidnap young children across state lines. "Wife 1.0" is the living, breathing, can almost walk without assitance when sober, definition of un-convicted felony iggit. When you look up "Moron" in Webester's, is says, "See her." The best things in MY life: Wife 2.0 2 good dogs consuming gallons of fermented specialty chocolate, caramel and Munich malts delicately seasoned with Noble Hallertauer hops lager beverages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgcountry00 Posted January 4, 2008 Report Share Posted January 4, 2008 oh know i understand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vodkaman Posted January 4, 2008 Report Share Posted January 4, 2008 Sounds like she (V1.0) scared the sharks away! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike-A-Pike Posted January 4, 2008 Report Share Posted January 4, 2008 Sounds like she (V1.0) scared the sharks away! She could get rid of sharks faster than a toxic spill. Poor sharks. Did I mention we (1.0 and I) don't much like one another??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willie525 Posted January 4, 2008 Report Share Posted January 4, 2008 who does all these surveys? ive seen people catch the crap out of trout on a cat fly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
